December 2009
37 posts
a poem i just wrote
travishelwig:
An Email To Kirk
by Travis Helwig
what if we dance to Hey Ya but say Hey Guys and no other lyrics
A Response to Travis
I agree, mostly.
Can we say, ”What’s up?”
Instead of “Whoa ho!”
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FUCK 09 WHAT UP 2010
peggyoleary:
andrewford:
travishelwig:
WE AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. NEW YEARS AT THE CREEK, YOU BITCH.
no cover. $1 shots. free whiskey/beer during the comedy show. free brunch if you last until 10am.
Comedy Shit Show: 8-10pm
Dance Party Shit Show: 10pm-10am
All the info is here. We get no money from this show. We just want you to be a part of the best party in New York City.
If you...
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snooki punch and puppy punch side by side
gawkertv:
(via Ryder Ripps)
Glenn!! A gif!
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Hire Me to Design Your Website! →
darrenmiller:
Please reblog, retweet, re-share, and pass this along!
I do freelance web design and I’m looking for new projects! Do you need help with web development, design, or media? I can help! I’m not a design firm - I’m a nice person who will sit down with you and help you find the best and most cost-efficient way to serve your needs. I can work with projects of all sizes. Let’s...
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Sixteen Women Getting Sixteen Cars for Christmas →
Check out this video I made for Gawker TV of sixteen women getting sixteen cars on Christmas.
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Watchblakeley:
This Is Why You’re Fat - The Infomercial
Looking for an affordable last minute holiday gift idea? Buy a copy of This Is Why You’re Fat for someone you love today. Order now!
Shot by the super talented Justin Johnson.
Check out this video I edited for This Is Why You’re Fat!
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Watchtravishelwig:
gawkertv:
This may be the single greatest/ confusing moment in television history. Apparently there is a program about people who repossess cars. Apparently there is a pregnant lady who cant make her payments. Apparently she goes into labor while they are trying to take her ride…..
(Via Gawker.TV)
Watch till the end.
Repo appears, woman says, “I’m...
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New Years Eve at The Creek →
peggyoleary:
NO cover! FREE champagne at midnight! $1 SHOTS of Cocksucking Cowboys (aka buttery nipples)! FREE whiskey/beer give-aways starting at 8! FREE brunch if you last until 10am!
Comedy ShitShow 8pm to 10pm
Dance party till 10am!
This is how I am spending my New Years Eve. What about you?
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Every Snoop Dogg Interview This Week: Condensed →
Check out this video I made!
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Mr T makes the gold
booyahgrandma:
In 2005, Mr. T stated that he would never wear his chains again. He arrived at this decision after seeing the effects of Hurricane Katrina.
(via wikipedia)
Mr T tells the New York Daily News, “As a Christian I said I would never wear my own gold again because of what happened with Hurricane Katrina. It would be a sin against God for me to wear my gold when so many...
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WatchAhh!
An 88 year-old woman who’s been dead since spring was just found yesterday…in a house that had frequent visitors…and by visitors, I mean the woman’s daughter.
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Barbara Walters Shows Her Passive Aggressive Side... →
I made a lil compilation of Barbara Walters hating Eliot Spitzer’s former prostitute, Ashley Dupre.
Check it out!
Watchgawkertv:
Michael Bay’s Egregious Overuse of the “360 Degree Hero Shot”
Digg it!
(Via Gawker.TV)
Hell, yeah!
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Grindcore Baby Makes Regular Babies Look Like... →
Another Gawker post up.
I love this baby.
Click, view, comment, boom.
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Another Gawker Post! This one's got nakedness. →
Last Saturday, a dude rushed onstage naked during a Phish show and scamped around for a while. No one thought it was possible, but he made Phish fun to listen to/watch.
Click the link…and comment!
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WatchUrban Golfing
Check out these badasses.
This video proves that — no matter how rainy it is outside, how awesome the hiphop loop is, or how abandoned the warehouse is — golf will never be as cool as parkour.
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25 Best Car Crashes in Movie History →
Hey, my first post on Gawker is up!
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