I have two words for you, Sorkin: AS IF
I can’t recite all of The Godfather. I can’t even recite all the words to the Apostle’s Creed & I said that shit like every day for years on years.
There aren’t enough male characters in stories about fish and there aren’t enough female characters in stories about the chemical makeup of stars. In other words, Aaron Sorkin makes me feel bad because I’m a man who doesn’t watch iconic movies enough times to know all the words of them.