The Kirk Larsen Questperience
I'm Kirk, I'm a writer, a filmmaker, and an outstander. I live in Brooklyn, I post things here on my tumblr. See also: Kurcules.com Melge & Rosa DeLauro Is A Fucking Hipster
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Inspired by Sneep Deepy's most recent mixtape release I've decided to simultaneously fire my tumblr back up & offer up Pharmocalypse's Lonesick Dispatches from Titan, Saturn’s Ice Moon.

This is the second track, ETPD (ExtraTerrestrial Police Department) on the Trail.

Enjoy.

More soon.

Okay, time’s up! Here’s a link to [my] Pharmocalypse’s album!

In Pharmocalypse’s debut 11-track autobiographical EP, the cycloptic beatmaster and storyteller addresses for the first time — well, before the first time, since the events in question will not occur for 30,000 years — the lonesick fate of his adopted brother, B. Asimov: the last human who will ever live — and heir to the gigantic Asimov fortune.

B. Asimov’s great-grandfather, A. Asimov, became the richest human being in the five star system when he began to realize (through a variety of strange coincidences) that his great-great-great-great-grandfather, Issac Asimov's popular (and aptly named) Foundation series of sci-fi novels were actually future-histories.

A. Asimov traveled the five-star system — his ancestor’s series of novels in hand — to safely bet overlarge sums of money on trivial future events with various type and species of richfolk.

Generations, plagues, heroes, and intersystem wars passed before A. Asimov’s confused, hungry, and dirt-poor great-great-great-great-grandson, B. Asimov, was found alone in a sea desert by Pharmocalypse’s lifelong timetourist parents, Threak & the Tude.

Being avid timetourists, Threak & the Tude understood that the truest form of souvenir is an orphan, so they quickly adopted B. Asimov and — because of the human species’ propensity for friendship and ingenuity — brought him to be raised alongside their only true heir, Pharmocalypse. The bond between them can be likened to the bond between molecules, but should be likened to the bond between siblings.

In order to make this album, which tracks B. Asimov’s frantic flight from the corrupt ETPD (the extra-terrestrial police department, determined to be the only free species in the five star system), Pharmocalypse had to make full use of his psychoprojectional capacity to psychically and physically enter the lifespace of his brother during his future frantic flight.

30,000 years from now, B. Asimov will be the last living human, running for his life — for the life of his species — and Pharmocalypse’s singled-eyed prowess bores straight to the armageddeonic core.

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Leaking the rough version of the first track from the forthcoming Pharmocalypse (me) album, The Unknowable.

This one’s called “Wake Up, Look Around, Shut the Fuck Up & Listen.”

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"If You Don’t Know By Now" Pharmocalypse

Rough track of a song off my next album, The Unknowable.

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ROBOTS ARE GETTING AN INTERNET!

 RoboEarth it will be a place that robots can upload data to when they master a task, and ask for help in carrying out new ones.

Researchers behind it hope it will allow robots to come into service more quickly, armed with a growing library of knowledge about their human masters.

This is very exciting news to me, mostly because the idea of a telepathic robot communication grid is exactly what my next album is about. Well, my album is really the apparent loss of said grid and the subsequent transuniversal quest undertaken by the few robots whose minds are still connected to find their former co-thinkers. 

Anyway, that’s enough details for now. I wanted to post a snippet from the album because I’m excited.

Track: “Looking for a New World” by Pharmocalypse off the album The Unknowable. Should be out soon.

RoboEarth’s site can be found here.

I can’t tell if Friday loves or hates my new song.

Hey, Everyone! 
My album is out! You can hear it here

Long after the fall of organic life, four robot best friends lose contact with the psychic robot mainframe.

Pharmocalypse’s The Unknowable tracks their pan-universal quest to discover what has happened.

LISTEN TO IT WITH YOUR EARS.

Awesome and animated album art by the dudliest of dudes, Diego Garcia (@radstronomical)

fuelbot:

KIRKAZOID EP
All Systems Gone
Traversing The Kirkosphere
Apex Of The Inaudible Satellites

Hey Guys,
My friend Brian made this three-track EP for me today. All tracks are awesome, but I think it goes without saying that “Traversing the Kirkosphere” ranks among the best songs ever made.
I have a lot to learn from Brian about drums, which I’ll try to implement when Pharmocalypse releases the Gordopolis EP.

fuelbot:

KIRKAZOID EP

  1. All Systems Gone
  2. Traversing The Kirkosphere
  3. Apex Of The Inaudible Satellites

Hey Guys,

My friend Brian made this three-track EP for me today. All tracks are awesome, but I think it goes without saying that “Traversing the Kirkosphere” ranks among the best songs ever made.

I have a lot to learn from Brian about drums, which I’ll try to implement when Pharmocalypse releases the Gordopolis EP.

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Pharmocalypse “Show Me What You Live For”

First track from Pharmocalypse’s upcoming album, Tree Land is Gone.

In his next album, the cycloptic, time-traveling soothsayer Pharmocalypse arrives in the present era and hangs his head in rumpshaking shame.

(Source: kurcules.com)

New Pharmocalypse song from my upcoming album, Tree Land Is Gone. 

This one’s called “Walk Like A Man, Talk Like An Alien”